Life's such a Pitch

At the time of writing, we are 4-0 up against O'Leary's Villans (this guy is by far my least fav ex-Arse player), Spuds are going down 1-3 far north at Newcastle, Chelski has just dropped two points at Brums, and Manure are struggling to beat Big Ugly Sam's Bullies.... Wait, Ol' Red Nose's team has just scored!! We can say this again & again... what a truly funny game football is. Van Nisterooy and Saha have switched places - the latter's now the red hot striker & the former's turned into their super-sub... And for once I'm actually cheering with my Dad, who's, yup, a long-time Devils' fan.

Golly, we've just scored another!!! 5-0!!! Woohoo! Even Diaby's getting on the scoresheet. Curses to the evil TV people for not showing our mauling of Aston Villa live.... Oh well, Happy April Fool's Day, O'Leary. Sorry, the scoreline's not a joke....

A very good weekend this is turning into....